Disclaimer

These are the totally untrue and 100%
made-up diaries of singer George Michael.

This means; nothing here is factual, it’s all
bollocks and the person writing these diaries
is not George Michael.

Nothing that’s written here is in any
way associated with, been run by or been
approved by George Michael.

In fact, nothing written here on these
pages as ever happened – and if it has,
it’s purely coincidental.